Cow Appreciation Day! 45 udderly groan worth dad jokes! 11 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Cow Appreciation Day! 45 udderly groan worth dad jokes! 11 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
My relative signed the Declaration of Independence, right beneath John Hancock. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] My relative signed the Declaration of Independence, right beneath John Hancock. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
National Disease Day! 23 sick dad jokes! 10 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] National Disease Day! 23 sick dad jokes! 10 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Back when I was a chef at Neverland Ranch, I almost messed up the recipe when i left out some herbs. Luckily Michael Jackson said to me… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Back when I was a chef at Neverland Ranch, I almost messed up the recipe when i left out some herbs. Luckily Michael Jackson said to me… (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
World Fashion Day! Try on these 33 dad jokes! 09 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] World Fashion Day! Try on these 33 dad jokes! 09 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Did you hear about the shuttle full of Elvis impersonators that crashed in Las Vegas. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Did you hear about the shuttle full of Elvis impersonators that crashed in Las Vegas. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
National Video Game Day! 69 gamey dad jokes! 08 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] National Video Game Day! 69 gamey dad jokes! 08 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Now that the US and Canada have been eliminated from the World Cup, I feel like there’s no reason for people who aren’t fans of soccer in those countries to continue to follow the tournament. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Now that the US and Canada have been eliminated from the World Cup, I feel like there’s no reason for people who aren’t fans of soccer in those countries to continue to follow the tournament. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
World Chocolate Day! 16 choccy dad jokes! 07 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] World Chocolate Day! 16 choccy dad jokes! 07 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Cinderella got kicked off the soccer team. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Cinderella got kicked off the soccer team. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
My wife said to me You promised to stop with the Darth Vader quotes after we got married (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] My wife said to me You promised to stop with the Darth Vader quotes after we got married (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
National Bikini Day! 05 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] National Bikini Day! 05 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Independence Day 2026! 21 jokes to celebrate liberty! 04 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Independence Day 2026! 21 jokes to celebrate liberty! 04 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I dated a girl who insisted we tear apart my Disney Pixar DVDs. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I dated a girl who insisted we tear apart my Disney Pixar DVDs. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Redneck Day! 03 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Redneck Day! 03 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
World UFO Day! 02 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] World UFO Day! 02 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I named my dog “Gilligan” because he has, well, he has a very noisy wagger!! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I named my dog “Gilligan” because he has, well, he has a very noisy wagger!! (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Happy Financial New Year 2026! 33 accountable dad jokes! 01 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Happy Financial New Year 2026! 33 accountable dad jokes! 01 July 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I recently started dating a woman named Hope Solo. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I recently started dating a woman named Hope Solo. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Social Media Day! 66 re-postable dad jokes! 30 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Social Media Day! 66 re-postable dad jokes! 30 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Today I learned the movie Hereditary was named as such because of how certain things are passed thru bloodlines. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Today I learned the movie Hereditary was named as such because of how certain things are passed thru bloodlines. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
National Handshake Day! 29 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] National Handshake Day! 29 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
The Argentinian football team was checking out of their hotel. All the players' rooms were neat except one. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I like Italian food so spicy. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I like Italian food so spicy. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I can't believe I'm making a joke about spanking Dwayne Johnson... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I can't believe I'm making a joke about spanking Dwayne Johnson... (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Anyone excited about the new Christopher Nolan movie? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Anyone excited about the new Christopher Nolan movie? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Global Beatles Day! 36 jokes dedicated to the fab four! 25 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Global Beatles Day! 36 jokes dedicated to the fab four! 25 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Why can't you give Elsa a helium balloon? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Why can't you give Elsa a helium balloon? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
International Fairy Day! 32 fairy good dad jokes! 24 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] International Fairy Day! 32 fairy good dad jokes! 24 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Have you seen the new sequel to James and the Giant Peach with a soundtrack by Bon Jovi. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Have you seen the new sequel to James and the Giant Peach with a soundtrack by Bon Jovi. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
National Kissing Day! 20 smooching dad jokes! 22 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] National Kissing Day! 20 smooching dad jokes! 22 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] What’s Peter Pan’s favorite restaurant? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Happy Father's Day 2026! 21 dad dad jokes! 21 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Happy Father's Day 2026! 21 dad dad jokes! 21 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I don’t always roll a joint but when I do. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I don’t always roll a joint but when I do. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
World Productivity Day! 25 efficient dad jokes! 20 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] World Productivity Day! 25 efficient dad jokes! 20 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I am getting stronger with old age. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I am getting stronger with old age. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
What did Russell Crowe say when he found out about Armie Hammer being a cannibal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] What did Russell Crowe say when he found out about Armie Hammer being a cannibal? (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
National Fishing Day! 43 reel-y great dad jokes! 18 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] National Fishing Day! 43 reel-y great dad jokes! 18 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I’ve read one page of Lord of the Rings, every day for more than ten years… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I’ve read one page of Lord of the Rings, every day for more than ten years… (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
International Surfing Day! 17 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] International Surfing Day! 17 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
At our family reunion picnic, I told my wife it wouldn’t be the same without Grandpa. He passed away this year, and for decades he was the one keeping the flies away from the food. Now that responsibility falls to me. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
What generation was Forrest Gump? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] What generation was Forrest Gump? (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Over 100 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Over 100 years ago, two brothers announced they could fly. (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] International Bath Day! 14 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
International Bath Day! 14 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
I dread the day Musk's scandal comes to light. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] I dread the day Musk's scandal comes to light. (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
What do you call an Italian at the Soccer World Cup? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] What do you call an Italian at the Soccer World Cup? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Superman Day! 12 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Superman Day! 12 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
What do you call a flying nun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] What do you call a flying nun? (+ 16 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Word Corn Day! 11 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Word Corn Day! 11 June 2026
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Someone said if you had a million monkeys typing away, you would eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Someone said if you had a million monkeys typing away, you would eventually get the complete works of Shakespeare. (+ 17 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer but they figured out who the headliner will be... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.
[No Laughter Version] Elvis Costello and ABBA are touring together this summer but they figured out who the headliner will be... (+ 18 more dad jokes!)
Playlist
Update Required
To play the media you will need to either update your browser to a recent version or update your Flash plugin.